I Have to Shower in the Morning

bowling-pin:

imustbeforeign:

I hate showering in the morning. I have to get up earlier, like at 6AM sharp, to wash myself in bloody ice-cold water that’s barely pouring driplets. It’s so bloody annoying, but I have to do it cos it’s too late at night to shower at 11PM and it might affect my sinus in a negative way.

Ugh, and what’s with my shoulders? They’re almost standard man size and my mom says I can’t make my bones grow any smaller and I’ll have to go to a plastic surgeon and ask him to saw my shoulders off if I want to go down a size. Great, right? FML.

It’s okay sam, if you just get skinnier/fitter than you’d look hot with your shoulders. Good luck! p(`o`)q

dude haha, i say fmylife all the time. :P

yars dude, i gots it from you :P

@2 years ago